Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
despairtanaka: the great
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
tom-and-ben: cumberverse: jaminthetardis: friendly reminder that this piece of shit right here went to Eton, Cambridge and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts and this little shit over here went to Harrow School, University of Manchester and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts BOYS probably two of the most intelligent people in Britain, everybody and neither of them is...
thatfunnyblog: you unfollowed me because i am too perfect for you i know
rotomfrost: I M LAUGHING SO HARD AT HTIS GIF HOLY FUCLK
flyinginafriendshipship: what if church was called jesuscon
(explaining tumblr to my dad)
me: when you want two characters to be together, you ship them
dad: ship them where